My reasons? They are many and varied and all completely true. So without further ado: -
Q) WHY IS YAO-LIN THE BEST FUR SIBLING OF THE YEAR?
A) First and foremost, I will include the most obvious of my attributes - my looks. I am truly stunning. Although I should add that I am NOT shallow - I have ugly friends and it doesn't bother me in the slightest.
Secondly, I put up with ALOT. My human slave can't cook, she barely manages to keep my house clean AND she is fat and annoying. I keep telephoning the RSPCA but they fail to act on this obvious cat abuse.
Thirdly, I am forever followed by the stinkiest fur ball on the planet. Yes, as you all know, my brother REEKS because his personal hygiene is non -existent. I ask you - would you want to sleep in a bed that smells of poo? Would you like to awaken each day to the waft of feline excrement? SPEND A DAY IN MY PAWS AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT!!
I document my trials and tribulations almost daily on my blog and still people fail to act. I may not be able to cope much longer.
I AM the best fur sibling of the year.
Ta ta for now
HRH Yao-Lin xx
7 comments:
Excellent! I didn't even think to nominate myself (nobody else is gonna do it cause I'm not exactly tolerant of them, and I tend to attack randomly). Your human slave and mine sound very similar.
Grr
I vote for you because I'm not voting for Pyewacket.
From her sister Trixie. And I'm not fat, despite what Pyewacket says, I'm cuddley.
Um, I vote for you too because I like Siameses best. I had a Siamese called Persia for 7 years until October last year. *sniff* She was mine. I slept with her and I chased her hard, all the time, every night, every day.
Now I have a Pyewacket. *sigh*
I would rather have a Yao-lin. Can someone help me turn the page of this atlas? I want to see if the UK is very near. Perhaps it is in the next street?
....oh, this is from Tigger the FBI cat.
You poor thing, Yao-Lin. If nothing else, you should win this contest for all the things you have to endure! :)
Yao-lin! Yao-lin! Smee! Smee! It's me!
I vote for you cause I wish you lived here. I would look up to you, and not just cause you are taller than me.
deer yao-lin,
duz dis make u yer own siblin? i'm confyoozed ...
but i'm laffin an laffin! (espeshullee dat u hav sum ugly frendz an it duzzen't bother u!)
luv--jh
yo lin i geel you pain !!!!!!
Iris
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