Sunday, December 23, 2007

I AM the Best Fur Sibling of the Year

In the absence of being nominated, I have decided to promote myself as a strong candidate for BEST FUR SIBLING OF THE YEAR.

My reasons? They are many and varied and all completely true. So without further ado: -


A) First and foremost, I will include the most obvious of my attributes - my looks. I am truly stunning. Although I should add that I am NOT shallow - I have ugly friends and it doesn't bother me in the slightest.

Secondly, I put up with ALOT. My human slave can't cook, she barely manages to keep my house clean AND she is fat and annoying. I keep telephoning the RSPCA but they fail to act on this obvious cat abuse.

Thirdly, I am forever followed by the stinkiest fur ball on the planet. Yes, as you all know, my brother REEKS because his personal hygiene is non -existent. I ask you - would you want to sleep in a bed that smells of poo? Would you like to awaken each day to the waft of feline excrement? SPEND A DAY IN MY PAWS AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT!!

I document my trials and tribulations almost daily on my blog and still people fail to act. I may not be able to cope much longer.

I AM the best fur sibling of the year.

Ta ta for now

HRH Yao-Lin xx


Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

Excellent! I didn't even think to nominate myself (nobody else is gonna do it cause I'm not exactly tolerant of them, and I tend to attack randomly). Your human slave and mine sound very similar.

topcatrules said...

I vote for you because I'm not voting for Pyewacket.

From her sister Trixie. And I'm not fat, despite what Pyewacket says, I'm cuddley.

topcatrules said...

Um, I vote for you too because I like Siameses best. I had a Siamese called Persia for 7 years until October last year. *sniff* She was mine. I slept with her and I chased her hard, all the time, every night, every day.

Now I have a Pyewacket. *sigh*

I would rather have a Yao-lin. Can someone help me turn the page of this atlas? I want to see if the UK is very near. Perhaps it is in the next street?

....oh, this is from Tigger the FBI cat.

Lux said...

You poor thing, Yao-Lin. If nothing else, you should win this contest for all the things you have to endure! :)

topcatrules said...

Yao-lin! Yao-lin! Smee! Smee! It's me!

I vote for you cause I wish you lived here. I would look up to you, and not just cause you are taller than me.

jh an Mickey Mantle said...

deer yao-lin,
duz dis make u yer own siblin? i'm confyoozed ...
but i'm laffin an laffin! (espeshullee dat u hav sum ugly frendz an it duzzen't bother u!)

Mu shue Pooh King Cat said...

yo lin i geel you pain !!!!!!