My reasons? They are many and varied and all completely true. So without further ado: -
Q) WHY IS YAO-LIN THE BEST FUR SIBLING OF THE YEAR?
A) First and foremost, I will include the most obvious of my attributes - my looks. I am truly stunning. Although I should add that I am NOT shallow - I have ugly friends and it doesn't bother me in the slightest.
Secondly, I put up with ALOT. My human slave can't cook, she barely manages to keep my house clean AND she is fat and annoying. I keep telephoning the RSPCA but they fail to act on this obvious cat abuse.
Thirdly, I am forever followed by the stinkiest fur ball on the planet. Yes, as you all know, my brother REEKS because his personal hygiene is non -existent. I ask you - would you want to sleep in a bed that smells of poo? Would you like to awaken each day to the waft of feline excrement? SPEND A DAY IN MY PAWS AND SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT!!
I document my trials and tribulations almost daily on my blog and still people fail to act. I may not be able to cope much longer.
I AM the best fur sibling of the year.
Ta ta for now
HRH Yao-Lin xx
