My big bruther Mao is the best fur brudder EVER. Theeze are the reezins why:
- He was the one hoo told me abowt the vishus deer menniss so I cood warn all the other cats owt thare abowt how vishus deers eet tender yung joosy cats. This has saved COWNTLESS lives.
- I like it win he sleeps with his noze prest aginst my spot #13. It feels good. It gives me good dreems.
- He keeps me cumpany win Mr TF isn't arownd.
- On Halloween he tells me scarey stories that make me wet my pants.
- He is the king of cool. He gives me tips on how to be cool so that sumday I can be the King of cool.
- He also givs me tips of how to be popyuler with wimmin.
- He always gives me a heds up win I'm abowt to make a fashun fo-paw. He'll say, "Skeez', yoo look like a jakass*."
- He plays with me in my tunnul box and my tent when he's not on Prozak.
- He duzn't try to eet me like that psyko stray cat Tripper duz.
- Win I have the sqwerts and git poo-joose all over me, he helps me lik it off. THIS SHOOD SKORE HIM SUM MAJER POINTS CUZ IT'S AN IKKY JOB.
- Win I was a kittin and tride to nerse on him, he didn't git too mad.
- He is a vary cuddly fur sibling to sleep with. Even tho he talks in his sleep.
- He rides in my Jeep Rubikon Pet Stroler with me and tells me stories abowt the nayberhood.
Me: Skeezix the Cat: blog.skeezixthecat.com
My big bruther Mao: maobert.com
* That's a direkt qwote, so I shoodn't git in trubbul for saying a bad werd.